Plastic Desis

VJ Mathira Mohammad is the new Pete Burns?

all is fine, till your  lips blow up in your face.. just ask Pete..

Another pic of the fake lips

Her nose also appears shorter and straighter. Not sure if it’s photoshopped or real. will have to see more pix to decide.

Sarwat Gillani’s gorgeous new nose

I am completely in LOVE with her new nose!!!! it frames her face PERFECTLY. It hasn’t been shaved or modified excessively ! it certainly doesn’t SCREAM nose job (Koena Mitra, Hadiqa Kiyani, Sri Devi take notes) and just enhances her over all appearance. Her previously bulbous tip is so much more refined now and the bridge is no longer crooked. Wise decision and good choice in surgeon (whoever he/ she is).

Saadia Imam: Plastic Queen

I was utterly horrified when I saw Saadia Imam show up to an event looking like THIS:

As if the falsies and Twilight Saga inspired contacts weren’t bad enough, Saadia’s sporting a serious case of the ‘Bat Brows’ from ODDing on Botox. Her top lip also appears unusually swollen and she appears to be attempting a smile (ouch). Judging from the fullness of he face, I also believe she’s received some type of collagen filler to “plump up her face” in addition to the Botox.  Her case isn’t as bad as Mahnoor Baloch but she seems to be getting there….

Fawad Khan’s new nose

Fawad Afzal Khan of Dastaan and now Humsafar fame is hot, handsome, charming but not surgery free:

Wo humsafar tha….

Padma Laxmi’s Frozen Face

Padma appears to be in a serious competition with Teri Hatcher (of Desperate Housewives) on who can hold the most Botox in their face…



Padma at 2011 Emmys

Bol- Zeb Rehman

Few may recognize her now (for obvious reasons) but back in the 80s Zeb Rehman was one of the more talented actresses of PTV. While never as well known as A listers Roohi Bano or Khalida Riasat, she gave acclaimed performances in dramas like Andhera Ujala and other PTV productions.

(From the 1983 PTV Drama Ragon mein Andhera )

Settling down to matrimonial bliss Zeb had all but disappeared from the screen until her recent comeback in Shoman’s Bol . Not having much of an idea of who she was I was nevertheless shocked at this woman whose face gave no clue of her real age, expression or anything at all for that matter. It is one of the most frozen faces I have seen courtesy a bad, bad facelift which makes her smile look like one of the most cruel jokes I have witnessed in a while. Her fans have my sympathy. It must be a real heartbreaker to see the attractive, vibrant herione of their youth reduced to a frozen and stiff version of Batman’s joker.

Aisha Linnea’s Fakes!

Aisha Linnea’s breasts are over-the-top fake. She should have gone for something more subtle, and not jumped onto a porn star size especially given her small frame. Note, if her breasts were real, they’d sag far more in this bikini top.

If you are interested in viewing pix that compare real and fake breasts, visit this site. Just don’t want to fill up my blog with those images

More Minissha Lamba

Minissha lamba is 26 and her face already looks more stretched and fake than most holly wood cougars. If I were her, I would have stopped at the nose job. The whole botox/fillers and cheek implants thing was a bad idea.

More of Shaista Wahidi’s fake lips

Here’s another picture of Shaista that clearly shows her abnormally enlarged lips.

lip fillers last anywhere between 3-6 months after which a reinjection is required. As you can imagine, it’s an extremely painful (and unnecessary) process to receive injections in your lips.

I also think Shaista receives botox and collagen injections in her face to fill in lines. In the above picture, she has no laugh lines which is not normal.

Dr Shaista Wahidi

Pakistan’s most irritating tv host has a serious case of the hooked nose syndrome, which is a common side effect when the tip of the nose is excessively trimmed  during a rhinoplasty(as seen on Paris Hilton here ). Below is a comparison of her side profile. Notice how much the tip has drooped.

Also notice how much thinner her nose is (in the right pic below). The collagen infested lips look completely fake btw!

I know these aren’t the best resolution pic of hers, but I’d rather be water boarded then watch her stroke inducing tv show for more images.

Aisha Linnea’s Plastic-istan!!

Those considering plastic surgery, be sure to keep this pic of actress Aisha Linnea with you as an example of what NOT to get…. unless you want a face that screams ‘PLASTIC SURGERY’

badd nose job, bad brow lift!! lip collagen and is that a chin implant?

And I hope she photo shopped her arm! coz otherwise she just looks sickly thin. There’s a special term used to describe such sickly thin women in the US which I’d prefer not to use

The Asma Arbab Horror Show

I don’t follow politics so i am not familiar with this lady, but she was on some discussion show representing PPP and I was basically horrified at what i saw. Her face is tight as a drum probably due to a bad face lift and her brows are practically touching her hair line…. bad bad bad brow lift!!

Give it up already Katrina

I am guessing Katrina got some sort of a buy-one-get-one-free package at her plastic surgeon’s office and decided to use the ‘free’ option recently. That can be the only explanation behind her puffy/bloated face in recent pix!

Update: Here’s katrina’s latest pic from a recent veet commercial.

Liar Liar, Diya Mirza’s Pants on Fire!!

In an interview with Pink villa, Diya Mirza claims she will NEVER get plastic surgery and believes that it should  be strictly reserved for genuine problems such as deformities:

Pinkvilla.com: Recently we are seeing a lot of Bollywood celebs undergoing plastic surgery. What is your take on that?

Dia: I will never succumb to getting plastic surgery done. I am grateful that I am blessed. I am a strong believer that any kind of cosmetic surgery should be only done by people who have had deformities that are caused by accidents or by a genuine problem. Today everybody has started to look like each other. Your imperfections make you look beautiful. I don’t think I will have problem with my wrinkles even when I am 60. Read full interview here,

Diya must be living in some alternate universe where a broad nose, small chest and thin hair are deformities and where people actually give a damn about her (other than me). Glad to know she didn’t have any qualms getting her ‘genuine problems’ fixed.

Comparison of  poor Diya Mirza’s hair and nose “deformity”. Notice the high hairline in the before. Getting a new hair line via transplant is a fairly common procedure particularly in women who are otherwise not good candidates for diffused hair transplant. The new nose looks really good on her.

Comparison of Diya’s chest deformity

Urmila OOOO-MMMMM-GGGGG

I fell off my chair when I saw this recent picture of Urmila. Fish lips, botoxed face, brow lift, chipmunk cheeks, aahhhhhhh. How will I sleep tonight????

The only positive thing is the eye bag removal surgery and chemical peel. As can be seen in an old picture, Urmila used to have acne scarring and under eye bags.