Plastic Desis

Fawad Khan’s new nose

Fawad Afzal Khan of Dastaan and now Humsafar fame is hot, handsome, charming but not surgery free:

Wo humsafar tha….

Padma Laxmi’s Frozen Face

Padma appears to be in a serious competition with Teri Hatcher (of Desperate Housewives) on who can hold the most Botox in their face…



Padma at 2011 Emmys

Bol- Zeb Rehman

Few may recognize her now (for obvious reasons) but back in the 80s Zeb Rehman was one of the more talented actresses of PTV. While never as well known as A listers Roohi Bano or Khalida Riasat, she gave acclaimed performances in dramas like Andhera Ujala and other PTV productions.

(From the 1983 PTV Drama Ragon mein Andhera )

Settling down to matrimonial bliss Zeb had all but disappeared from the screen until her recent comeback in Shoman’s Bol . Not having much of an idea of who she was I was nevertheless shocked at this woman whose face gave no clue of her real age, expression or anything at all for that matter. It is one of the most frozen faces I have seen courtesy a bad, bad facelift which makes her smile look like one of the most cruel jokes I have witnessed in a while. Her fans have my sympathy. It must be a real heartbreaker to see the attractive, vibrant herione of their youth reduced to a frozen and stiff version of Batman’s joker.

Aisha Linnea’s Fakes!

Aisha Linnea’s breasts are over-the-top fake. She should have gone for something more subtle, and not jumped onto a porn star size especially given her small frame. Note, if her breasts were real, they’d sag far more in this bikini top.

If you are interested in viewing pix that compare real and fake breasts, visit this site. Just don’t want to fill up my blog with those images

More Minissha Lamba

Minissha lamba is 26 and her face already looks more stretched and fake than most holly wood cougars. If I were her, I would have stopped at the nose job. The whole botox/fillers and cheek implants thing was a bad idea.

More of Shaista Wahidi’s fake lips

Here’s another picture of Shaista that clearly shows her abnormally enlarged lips.

lip fillers last anywhere between 3-6 months after which a reinjection is required. As you can imagine, it’s an extremely painful (and unnecessary) process to receive injections in your lips.

I also think Shaista receives botox and collagen injections in her face to fill in lines. In the above picture, she has no laugh lines which is not normal.

Dr Shaista Wahidi

Pakistan’s most irritating tv host has a serious case of the hooked nose syndrome, which is a common side effect when the tip of the nose is excessively trimmed  during a rhinoplasty(as seen on Paris Hilton here ). Below is a comparison of her side profile. Notice how much the tip has drooped.

Also notice how much thinner her nose is (in the right pic below). The collagen infested lips look completely fake btw!

I know these aren’t the best resolution pic of hers, but I’d rather be water boarded then watch her stroke inducing tv show for more images.

Aisha Linnea’s Plastic-istan!!

Those considering plastic surgery, be sure to keep this pic of actress Aisha Linnea with you as an example of what NOT to get…. unless you want a face that screams ‘PLASTIC SURGERY’

badd nose job, bad brow lift!! lip collagen and is that a chin implant?

And I hope she photo shopped her arm! coz otherwise she just looks sickly thin. There’s a special term used to describe such sickly thin women in the US which I’d prefer not to use

The Asma Arbab Horror Show

I don’t follow politics so i am not familiar with this lady, but she was on some discussion show representing PPP and I was basically horrified at what i saw. Her face is tight as a drum probably due to a bad face lift and her brows are practically touching her hair line…. bad bad bad brow lift!!

Give it up already Katrina

I am guessing Katrina got some sort of a buy-one-get-one-free package at her plastic surgeon’s office and decided to use the ‘free’ option recently. That can be the only explanation behind her puffy/bloated face in recent pix!

Update: Here’s katrina’s latest pic from a recent veet commercial.

Liar Liar, Diya Mirza’s Pants on Fire!!

In an interview with Pink villa, Diya Mirza claims she will NEVER get plastic surgery and believes that it should  be strictly reserved for genuine problems such as deformities:

Pinkvilla.com: Recently we are seeing a lot of Bollywood celebs undergoing plastic surgery. What is your take on that?

Dia: I will never succumb to getting plastic surgery done. I am grateful that I am blessed. I am a strong believer that any kind of cosmetic surgery should be only done by people who have had deformities that are caused by accidents or by a genuine problem. Today everybody has started to look like each other. Your imperfections make you look beautiful. I don’t think I will have problem with my wrinkles even when I am 60. Read full interview here,

Diya must be living in some alternate universe where a broad nose, small chest and thin hair are deformities and where people actually give a damn about her (other than me). Glad to know she didn’t have any qualms getting her ‘genuine problems’ fixed.

Comparison of  poor Diya Mirza’s hair and nose “deformity”. Notice the high hairline in the before. Getting a new hair line via transplant is a fairly common procedure particularly in women who are otherwise not good candidates for diffused hair transplant. The new nose looks really good on her.

Comparison of Diya’s chest deformity

Urmila OOOO-MMMMM-GGGGG

I fell off my chair when I saw this recent picture of Urmila. Fish lips, botoxed face, brow lift, chipmunk cheeks, aahhhhhhh. How will I sleep tonight????

The only positive thing is the eye bag removal surgery and chemical peel. As can be seen in an old picture, Urmila used to have acne scarring and under eye bags.

Coming soon…..

Two Bollywood Celebs:

1. is a B lister with 4 procedures. Had originally planned to blog about her over the weekend but obviously had better things to do:p. Might do it during this week but work’s being a bi#ch so let’s see..

2. Used to be hot in the 90s and is working too hard to look young.

keep checking back!

Bebo

Bebo’s always had a full pout even back in saner times when lip collagen fever had yet to hit Bollywood. Bad angle, lip implant, collagen or an aggressive lip plumper, you be the judge.

S-P-A-M free.. ALMOST

If you folks recall, this blog became a spam magnet last summer. Since then, I installed a new program which seems to be working pretty well since I haven’t noticed any new comments telling me how insightful my view are and if I’d like to buy fake handbags.
The problem I have is with the hundreds of spam messages that got posted before I installed the new software. Those need to be manually deleted and today, in a ridiculously long and unnecessary meeting, I got around to deleting more than half of the spam messages. WOOHOOOOO!!

I encourage everyone to continue posting comments. Previously most legit comments got buried in the pile of spam, but recently I’ve been reading all new comments and it’s great to hear back from you guys and get your feedback.
Btw I am sure most of you have noticed that the forums disappeared. The forum spamming was getting out of hand and it was impossible for me to track everything that was posted there. I also think the forum played a major role in attracting spam on the blog.