Plastic Desis

Annie’s cheeks are bordering the chipmunk category in her latest album cover. Notice that she is barely smiling and her cheeks are popping out like it’s no one’s business. Thanks to my reader Haifa for pointing this out!!! I guess you can never be too young for surgery

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I was recently contacted by someone from Hadiqa’s camp, who claimed that the only surgery Hadiqa ever received is a Nose Job and she is free of any other procedure.  Below are pix that I was sent.

I do agree that photo shop/makeup and lighting play a huge role in changing the appearance of one’s features. So I could be wrong regarding the other procedures I had earlier suggested. In all honesty I am kinda pleasantly surprised that Hadiqa is so forth coming about this. Anyways in the end it’s up to the discretion of the readers. Peace Out!!

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Pakistani Makeup artist Babloo needs to stop wearing these shitty wigs which he’s been sporting for over a decade now. They make him look comical and stupid which is a shame since he’s a really good makeup artist!!!!

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Cinnabon is basically French for food-so-shitty-you-wouldn’t-serve-it-to-your-dog, so I am not surprised that Juggan decided to attend it’s “grand” opening in Lahore wearing tacky hair extensions.

Those who think Cinnabon is the best thing since sliced bread, please start seeing a cardiologist and obesity specialist on a monthly basis coz this stuff  WILL kill you.  I also recommend you have your taste buds checked since nothing that Cinnabon serves is real or closely resembles food. Cinnabon products have CONSISTENTLY been voted the top unhealthiest food. If you don’t believe me see here.

P.S: I know this blog isn’t about food, but I am becoming very wary of shitty American fast food chains flooding our part of the world with their crap and pretending that it’s upscale food by opening huge stores and charging exorbitant prices. Our people need to stop being stupid and start using some common sense (or at least start following the news). American fast food chains have been losing popularity in the US since the media started focusing on how unhealthy their food is. With profits dwindling the fast food giants have reacted by shifting their focus to Asia. My hope is that our people will not fall victim to their marketing gimmicks and avoid it at all costs!!!

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Saba Hameed has changed remarkably over the last decade. If you folks remember her from her early to mid ninties dramas, she had pronounced Melasma and ice pick scarring (due to acne in her youth) on both cheeks. Over the years, her skin has completely smoothed out and is even toned. My guess is that she underwent a combination of laser resurfacing and chemical peels to achieve the amazing results.. I haven’t been able to find high resolution pix of her youth but if someone does, please comment below with a link to the pix.

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Maleeha recently appeared in a photo shoot for Sunday with a visibly slimmer, straighter and shorter nose. A nose job well done I’d say!!!

UPDATE: Thanks to all my readers for pointing out her bee stung upper lip:) you guys ROCK!!! and i agree she has definitely gotten her upper lip injected!!

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It doesn’t take a genius to figure out the secret behind Mrs Ramzan’s glow and constipated smile. This lady is not even old, what the hell possessed her to go the botox route at her age??????

and FYI, no one told me about your little procedure, it’s written all over your face. so hopefully you will spare me the emails sent by other “celebs” demanding I reveal my source. My source are my eyes baby:P

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Do you folks even recognize her at this point?? I revise my initial list of suspected Kiyani Surgeries:
1. Mid face lift
2. Eye brow Lift
3. Blepharoplasty (which hadiqa will forever try to conceal with heavy eye makeup)
4. Rhinoplasty
5. Fillers

The face lift has left her looking OLD. She is just 35, she shouldn’t be looking this way. That’s why hadiqa dear you should NEVER accept buy one get one free offers at the surgeon’s office. If you want a great looking face be ready to part your self with a lot of dough and go to a reputed doctor. Jeez!!

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I know a plastic surgery junkie when I see one and Hadiqa Kiyani has progressively gotten obsessed with altering her face. First the nose (as seen here) and now the ridiculous amounts of fillers in her lips and face and the brow lift. I also think she might have fallen victim to the chipmunk cheeks or ODD on fillers in her cheek area. Open request to Hadiqa: STOP whatever the hell you are doing to your face

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Recently Katrina Kaif was hospitalized for what is turning out to be quite the mystery procedure. After much speculation her spokespersons spoke up putting it as a “surgical procedure” to correct “low haemoglobin level”.
Now that’s plain BS!!!! The few options available to people with low haemoglobin are either iron shots or a blood tranfusion both of which are no surgical procedures. Not even remotely! Moreover the said procedures require no extended hopsitalization as Katrina reportedly underwent.
Considering Kats already has rhino and lip collagen ticked off of her to-do list I am guessing it could either be cheekbone implants or blepharo, a combination of both or something less perceptible like lipo.
Watch out Kats, I have my eyes on you!!!!

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Since Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone I have yet to see a celebrity with authentic “bee stung lips” and Katrina Kaif is no exception. Kat’s newly acquired trout pout has been attributed to lip implants by some but considering how the size of her lips keeps changing, I would place my bets on good old collagen. As the cliche goes, another one bites the dust!

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Newly done butt implants are painful to sit on….our condolences to Shilpa. OUCH

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Considering the huge hit 3 idiots has become with reports of some new box office record pouring in every other day, it almost seem sacrilige to be bringing attention, yet again to Aamir khan’s plastic surgery aided youth. He may have nailed the part of a college going youngster but the truth remains that Amir’s face was obviously choked with fillers of all kinds and variety!
Judging from the picture it is obvious that he is ODDing on botox as well as possible fillers and/or a face lift. If you notice he is talking animatedly but there seems to be not a hint of a wrinkle anywhere on his face. Now that is surely not normal for a person of any age let alone someone who is FORTY THREE years old like Aamir here. Nuff said???

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The original dream girl Hema Malini looks great for a woman in her 60s. Recent photos of her show a smooth forehead with no wrinkles which is a sure sign of botox and an eye area which has a subtle lift and temporary fillers. She has been wise enough to stay away from a total face lift (think Rekha) which can be seen from her jowls which have the nautral hang and sag of a woman her age. No doubt she is a beautiful woman to begin with but her smart decisions still make her look very much like the dream girl. One who can give today’s girls quite a run for their money.

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Since her Big brother stint, Shilpa has been seen sporting pornstar sized assets which are all over the web. I am amazed at the lack of originality at this point!! the minute our desi ladies become famous they pick up the nearest available saline sacs and shove them in their chests.

Breast implants are known to deflate, explode, give infections,cause pain in the breast, cause asymmetry and sag along with a lot of other complications. Revision surgeries are painful and costly and do not necessarily fix the problem. The biggest downside of implants is that once you’ve gotten them, there is no going back. The implants stretch the skin and tissue to such an extent that without the implants, the breasts will literally sag to your feet. So to all those ladies who are considering this procedure, please understand the risks involved before you take the plunge

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