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Google ‘Malika Sherawat’ images and you are more likely to get shots of her saline filled chest than her face. I think she had a pretty hot body to begin with she just looks plain tacky with her fake bolted on breasts
More pix of her ridiculus chest can be seen all over the web, I just didn’t feel the need to post them on my blog:).
P.S: Her implants were done by the same guy, who did Bipasha Basu’s ( who spilled the beans on her when she failed to make a payment)
I wish i had a high resolution pic to show you this rare sighting ,but before she became a super star, Malika Sherawat used to be an air hostess who practically looked like a MAASI
How many procedures did she undergo to finally become THEE Malika Sherawat?
Aside from getting a new stylist, Kareena Kapoor AKA baiboo, also got her nose under the knife. I am not sure, if it made a huge change to her overall appearance, though the new stylist certainly did:)
Not that it’s related or anything but Shoaib Aktar has GENITAL WARTS.HEHEHEEHEHEHEEHEHHEHEHEEHE. Karma’s a bitch Shoaib, that’s what happens when you bang any woman that comes your way and never call em back.HEHEHEHEHHEHEEHEH. and now the whole world knows and no one will want to be near you:pp
Here’s the official statement from the PCB: “The medical board has reported that Shoaib Akhtar was suffering from genital viral warts and the wound needs further care and treatment for another 10 d
Back in the old days everything was puristic and simple and women were chaste and naturally beautiful and birds used to chirp on the trees and fire flies would fill up the dark and angels would land on earth….YAWN!!!! and the world wars didn’t happen and Elvis isn’t dead!!!!
Seriously!!! people simply become stupid when it comes to anything about their ‘good old days’, specifically if its around their celebrity crush from yesteryears.But folks, lets quit the drama and face the facts. Sri Devi, the reigning bollywood queen of the 80s and early 90s was ‘naturally’ blessed with a gigantic bulbous nose, which she shaved down with plastic surgery(ies) sometime in the mid 80s. It was a good change that brought attention to her big, expressive eyes.
But the story doesn’t end there my friends. Somewhere along the line, she fell for michael jackson and wanted to emulate his looks. So our dear Sri Devi, searched far and wide for the WORST possible plastic surgeon in the history of plastic surgery, to shave off her already shaved off nose
Recent sightings of Sri devi have revealed the result of her quest and it ain’t pretty, pinched nostrils, crooked and broad bridge . In all honesty, Sri looks GREAT for her age (courtesy unconfirmed rumours of botox and the likes) , but seriously, we’d much rather remember her as the luminous Chandani than an extended member of the Jackson family.
I obtained these results from ‘Contours Management’ Photo Gallery. Unforunately there wren’t any high res pix of patients. From what i can tell, this patient probably received Abdominoplasty or Tummy Tuck as it is commonly known. From what i can see in the pix, it looks like a decent job, but then again i have no clue how her tummy tuck scar looks like?? In a lot of tummy tuck procedures, even in US, the biggest concern is the huge scar that runs from one hip to the other.
Liposuction is fast gaining popularity in Pakistan, with Lahori Aunties flocking around Clinics to get their thin days of glory back. So what the heck is liposuction? Essentially it’s a procedure in which you body fat is succtioned out through a cannula. There are several techniques for performing liposuction some of which are no longer considered safe (Dry Technique), and some are recognized as world-wide standards of care (Tumescent Technique). Every few months someone invents a “better” technique be it smart lipo, vaser lipo blah blah blah, but they are all based out on the Tumescent technique. More information can be read about the technique here. So what do you do if you want to get liposuction?
1. Firstly, it is NOT a way to lose weight!!! Lipo is for people who have localised fat issues. So for example, if you have a slamming body except for that stupid pouch of fat on your stomach, you are probably a good candidate for liposuction
2. DONOT fall for fancy named techniques. Make google your best friend and research the name of the technique.Post an inqury on www.realself.com, this website has US based plastic surgeons registered on it and they will answer your questions.
3. DONOT fall for clinics that advertise too much and make it all seem like a walk in the park. I ‘ve seen such ridiculus ads saying stuff like “PAINLESS” “PERMANENT” etc etc. Be smart
4. It’s always best to get first hand references on a clinic. If you like your friend’s liposuction job, it’s a good idea to check out the doctor.
5. RESULTS RESULTS RESULTS: The biggest challenge in liposuction is getting the fat evenly out of the patient’s body. Failure to do so can result in bumpy skin that looks unnatural and sometimes gives a burnt effect.When examining photo galleries of potential doctor, watch out for that!!!!!! Case in point Tara Reid’s Stomach
6. If you have too much fat in the area, you probably are NOT a good candidate for liposuction. Reason is that once the fat is removed, your skin might not be able to shrink back and will sag. Case in Point, Tara Reid’s stomach
Tara’s world famous botched liposuction Stomach
If there really was a time travel machine, I’m sure Harman Baweja would be the first to hop on it and erase the humiliating fiasco that was the year 2008. His mega launch pad ‘Love Story 2050’ was probably one of the biggest disasters to come out of Bollywood in recent memory. In preparation for his launch Harman probably went through more procedures than a mansion full of playboy playmates. And that does NOT include the sickeningly sissy contact lenses, bleached and tweezed brows, bleach/streaks/lowlights on hair plus a very unconvincing hair piece.
A lowdown on Harman’s plastic procedures includes:
Eyes: Notice the downward droop of the eyes a la Suzanne Khan Roshan that has been fixed in the after photo
Nose: Obviously his real nose which could literally serve as a heli-pad had to go and it did.
Jaw/facial contours: It has been widely reported that Harman changed his facial contours and jaw line with a volumatrix face lift by one Dr Vijay Sharma. Apparently he even had a picture of Hrithik Roshan with him at the time. Now I understand why I am reminded of Hrithik but in a very, very surreal almost scary way.
Skin: Laser skin resurfacing to remove bumps and past acne scarring
Having styled my room mate’s hair extensions for a year, I have acquired a certain confidence in identifying hair extensions :). So what is my verdict on Gauri’s locks.. FAAAAAAAAAKE. While Gauri used to have beautiful hair in her youth, with age she’s lost the volume she used to have.In the picture on the left, notice the texture of the hair on her chest is very different from the top of her crown. While her own hair are slightly wavy in the picture, the extensions fall poker straight. Extensions are sometimes chemically straigtened or curled before being sold. For people with wavy hair, this poses a styling problem. Once the styling products wear off, the extensions fall back into their original texture creating an OOOPS situation. The picture on the right is just ridiculus. There is so much volume at the ends whereas you can’t see much above the shloulders
Maybe I’ve been temporarily blinded by her beauty, but i can’t seem to see any traces of plastic surgery on Reema’s face. She’s always been a natural beauty. but if you guys recall, a clinic claims they’ve done work on her. The only thing that comes to mind are non surgical procedures such as photofacial, thermage or dermal fillers like Restylane and collagan. Other than that, there are no signs of tweaking. ( Sorry to dissapoint you all). Please share your thoughts about this
Rani Mukherjee’s nose is one of those things…. I mean seriously, look at it !!!. I don’t think its bad, but there is no way in hell, you could contour it to look thin. The new nose looks great in the bottom left pic, but looks kinda strange in the bottom right one. And Rani dear, you badly need concealer in that candid photo of yours.. or a photofacial. I am also suspicious of her eyes, notice that the upper eyelids looks very pronounced. I smell upper eye lid blepharoplasty? If my best friend’s mom can get it, ANYONE can 
This patient received a Nose Job from Dr Shahab Mahdi. The tip of the nose has been reduced and a bump on the nose bridge has been removed. While i like the newly trimmed tip, I am not exactly crazy about the new bridge. It’s quite crooked and looks weird. An important job of the surgeon is to ensure the patient’s breathing is not affected. I am curious, if this patient can breathe normally.
What do you guys think about the results. FYI, According to a consult of his, the doctor charges Rs 200,000 for a Nose Job. Not sure if its a fixed figure, or if it varies on a case basis.
What’s the obsession with cantaloupe sized breasts anyways?? they look fake, and stiff and more than often BURST. Sush you’ve already been crowned Miss Universe, what could you POSSIBLY be after. If you wanna be a rapper’s eye candy, these implants need to go in your rear end:p
