Entries from June 2009

Noor’s Nose

June 28, 2009

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I can never make up my mind about Lollywood Actress Noor. One minute she’ll look stunning and the other minute, she’ll look like a man in drag. Nevertheless, her decision to get a nose job was a good one, her new nose suites her face without looking outrageous.

Sadia Imam:Did she?

June 27, 2009

I found this pic of Sadia Imam on a blog and they suggested she may have ODd on Botox. So thought I’d give my 10 cents.

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I’ve always found Sadia to be a sorry excuse for an ‘actress’ who’s undeniably blessed with good features. The jawline, the high cheekbones the perfectly arched eye brows, the slim nose, the perfect lips and shiny long hair. Unfortunately she’s also been blessed with an equally terrible sense of style, which pretty much throws all her beauty out of the window. This pic of hers is painful to look at, I mean seriously where do i even start here!!! the scary looking lenses? the ridiculus faux eye lashes? the loud makeup or the awful dye? Jeez woman are you auditioning for a vegas show here???

So do i think she’s ODd on botox? probably not. Tell tale signs of botox abuse are bat brow(seen here),crazy shiny skin( as seen in my previous posts of Gauri Khan and Nina Akbar) or the inability to exhibit facial expressions (Mahnoor baloch in my previous post or Teri Hatcher from desperate housewives). I don’t see these signs on Sadia’s face. But given that she has no lines on her face, she may have received botox in moderation

What she REALLY needs is a good stylist!!!

Kangana Ranaut: Transformation

June 27, 2009

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Styling

  • Thick eyebrows give her face a soft look, I am glad she decided to opt out of thin brows
  • Wavy hair look far better on her than her natural tight curls
  • Previously she used to wear a foundation atleast 2 shades lighter than her skin tone, which simply looked ridiculous( although now she’s used a tad too much bronzer

Cosmetic Work
While going under the knife, it’s always a good idea to make subtle changes to your appearance rather than over doing it. Kangana’s has done just that.

  • The bridge of her nose is slimmer and the surgeon has given a very subtle upturn to her nose which looks very cute.
  • Her chest looks enhanced without looking too big for her frame(like Ayesha Tacky-a)
  • Her skin has become much smoother than it used to be. Her skin used to be bumpy and acne scars.
  • Her jawline looks different, specifically her right side. I think she had work done there as well.

My only problem is with her overly botoxed face. It may have smoothed out her forehead lines but she looks crazy shiny

Sushma Reddy who?

June 27, 2009

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I don’t know who this chick is, but the internet is buzzing about her boob job. I think she is some bollywood actress or model or anchor( or all of the above:p). But i guess she is a Z lister hoping to get her big break through a boob job and unfortunately it didn’t work ( or i would’ve known who the heck she is:))

Ayesha Tacky-a

June 27, 2009

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Why anyone would want to stuff their chests with cantaloupe sized implants beats me. I guess when you have no other discernible talent, you hope your gigantic rack will make you a ‘Star’. When the first set of implants didn’t work, Ayesha decided to opt for a bigger size, but as they say less is more…and in this case less is not trashy.

Mahnoor Baloch: Botox gone wild

June 21, 2009

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Anyone who has seen Mahnoor Baloch in her prime would agree that she is the most beautiful creature to have graced our television screens. Many people would go as far to suggest that if beauty peagants were judged solely on physical beauty, Mahnoor would eat alive any other contestants that came her way. So my question to mahnoor is WTF were you thinking of?? botox abuse is for trashy trampy middle aged Z listers who are still hoping for their ‘Big’ break. Mahnoor is so overly botoxed, she is having a hard time smiling, she actually looks like she is in pain. Her eyes appear ridiculously big, either due to botox abuse or a combination of that and blepharoplasty. My request to Mahnoor,STOP (or get a new plastic surgeon)

Minissha Lamba Who?

June 14, 2009

Some chick in Bollywood got her nose shaved off and bloggers in India are having a field day. Personally I don’t know/care who she is, but I found these pix all over the internet
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Both pix on the left are zoomed in version of the right pix. Looking at the Zoomed in versions, It’s pretty obvious she’s had work done,and i gotta hand it to those who made the effort to scrutinize her to this extent.. ppl must really hate her i guess.
btw the surgery was totally unnecessary, her original nose was far better

The beautification of Shilpa Shetty

June 14, 2009

Prior to hiring a plastic surgeon and a Stylist, Shilpa looked like any Desi Masi living in the slums. Fast forward Nose job and ample grooming/ styling lessons and Vola we have Madam ‘Shut up and Bounce’

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Oh and she’s had more work done, stay tuned for more posts ;)

Good bye Faux Lashes, Hello Latisse!!!

June 14, 2009

The geniuses behind Botox have come up with a solution that makes lashes thicker, fuller and longer. The stuff works like magic,and is not one of those useless stuff that is promoted by infomercials. It launched a couple of months ago and already, women all over the US are lining up nfront of their dermatologists to get their hands on it. It’s only sold through prescription in the US, can’t wait for it to come to Pakiland.  Brooke Shields is a spokesperson for Latisse.Below are her before and Afters:

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Wtf????

June 8, 2009

When the hell did it become so simple for men in their 40s to get the bodies of 20 something professional weight trainers??? Did I miss a medical news on the discovery of muscle enhancing gene therapy???

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Did these two Bollywood heart throbs experiment with steroids to get these ripped bodies? or did the venture into the arena of Male pectorial/ Six pack implants,Lipo or abdominal etching?? These plastic surgery procedures are so Taboo that even googling them, doesn’t provide many results simply because patients are hesitant to submit their before and after pix. So folks, what is the verdict?? ( and spare me the dumb answers like  ”they got them naturally”)

You can view before and after of abdominal etching here, Lipo here and Implants here before making your verdict

Honey Waqar: A Case of exploding Mangoes?

June 1, 2009

Lahori Auntie and Wanna be Designer Honey Waqar, probably didn’t see it coming. I mean when you go to your plastic surgeon to get a boob job, chances are he won’t tell you they might burst right in the middle of one of your lahori Kitty parties and become an instant gossip fodder. Had she known, she may have opted out of it or chosen to wear absorbency pads.

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Honey Waqar and her post explosion rack? Problem with being a Z Lister is that there aren’t many pix of you out there.

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