Entries from January 2010

Pornsville

January 19, 2010

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Since her Big brother stint, Shilpa has been seen sporting pornstar sized assets which are all over the web. I am amazed at the lack of originality at this point!! the minute our desi ladies become famous they pick up the nearest available saline sacs and shove them in their chests.

Breast implants are known to deflate, explode, give infections,cause pain in the breast, cause asymmetry and sag along with a lot of other complications. Revision surgeries are painful and costly and do not necessarily fix the problem. The biggest downside of implants is that once you’ve gotten them, there is no going back. The implants stretch the skin and tissue to such an extent that without the implants, the breasts will literally sag to your feet. So to all those ladies who are considering this procedure, please understand the risks involved before you take the plunge

Heiress in Distress

January 10, 2010

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Photo Credit: Highheelconfidential.com
Heiress to the Thapar Industries, Ayesha Thapar is naturally blessed with great looks and a photogenic face. Recently she has been seen with the chipmunk cheeks and an unnaturally shiny face. Seriously lady what were you thinking??? They are called chipmunk cheeks for a reason!!! please check out my earlier posts to see other victims of the chipmunk cheep epidemic.
P.S: The above picture was taken at Shilpa Shetty’s wedding,

I finally got paid:)

January 10, 2010

Work has been so crazy that I’ve been neglecting my baby(plasticdesis.com:)) since thanksgiving. Now that I’ve had a chance, I am trying to make up for lost time by posting everything today:) Anyways I was going through my bank accounts when i noticed a credit into my account from “Google Ads”. YEAYYYY, I’ve finally been paid. I had recently been really annoyed with the fact that despite having a viewership of over 30,000 a month, Google Adsense has STILL not send me a check. but anyways I am Sooo happy. Believe me when I say that the amount is tiny BUT atleast it’ll pay for my hosting services ( my hosting contract needs to be renewed next month).

Plagiarism!!!

January 10, 2010

I recently received an email from a reader that Pakistani Newspaper ‘The News’ has published excerpts from plasticdesis.com in their ‘Instep’ magazine without crediting me or this site.While they do say that Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, in my dictionary that only holds if you credit the creator. ‘The News’ is infamous for their unprofessionalism and the way they treat their employees. I can only imagine the level of creativity and productivity of under appreciated and under paid( sometimes not paid at all) employees. My request to ‘Aamna Haider Isani’ is to stop blowing away the company’s cash on trips to India and on posing with celebrities who don’t give two hoots about her and start PAYING her employees so they have some motivation to do actual work!!

Babra Shareef: Stopping Time

January 10, 2010

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Babra shareef is hands down, the most talented and gorgeous women to grace our silver screen. Her girlish looks and charm won the hearts of viewers across the subcontinent as did her remarkable acting skills. Over the years, she continued to maintain her youthful look.
Recently, I’ve noticed that her skin looks more supple and smooth than usual which i attribute to some sort of filler such as Botox or Collagen. The results are very subtle yet noticeable. Our overly botoxed aunties need to learn a thing or two from Babra. Less is more ladies!!

Veena Malik:Analyze this!!!

January 10, 2010

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It was never my intention to prove that Veena’s rumored nude shots were authentic, but interesting enough, while going through hundreds of pix for my previous post, I noticed the fake tattoo on her right arm which, surprise surprise, is also clearly visible in the nude shot. The tattoo was never a trade mark of Veenas and only appears in a handful other pix, so if the nude shots are fake (as claimed by Veena) then it’s strange that the person who ‘created’ these added the tattoo to her arm.
FYI, the nude shot clearly proves that Veena received breast augmentation.

Veena Malik: Bigger is Better?

January 10, 2010

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It’s no secret that Madam Veena Malik underwent the knife to ‘enhance’ her body. While observing hundreds of Veena Malik pix, I came across something rather interesting, something I’ll reveal in a separate post so stay tuned.

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