Saif Khan: I wanna be forever young

August 9, 2009

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Has dating the vivicious and young Kareena Kapoor made Saif look and feel young ? Rumours mills are going crazy that our Chotte Nawab has used botox for his home production ‘Love Aaj Kal’ in which he stars oppostie the (much younger) Deepika. The pictures above, clearly show that some serious ironing of facial wrinkles has taken place. But is it just botox or also a face lift?? A source revealed,

“Saif was wearing shades to a lot of events just after he got the job done. This was done to hide the signs. Now that the after-effects have worn out, he steps out in day light without the shades.”

Botox neither leaves any track marks on yor face (or bruises for that matter) nor does it make your eyes sensitive to the sun. Then what could Saif be hiding under those glasses??  My guess is, he received under eye blepharoplasty to remove saggy skin or under eye bag. What do you guys think??

Aishwarya: Smile though your face is aching.. Smile even though it’s breakin…

July 17, 2009

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Nothing beats waking up in the morning and giving a loving smile to your husband, only to realise….. YOU CAN”T!!! everything is frozen stiff and the simple act of smiling is painful!!!!!. Yeah folks, that’s how Ash’s mornings begin these days. She probably tosses around in bed for a while wondering why the hell she chose to inject her face with Botox. So do we Ash, so do we!!!!!! But hey on the bright side, you’ve finally started resembling your wax statue at Madame Tussauds

Sri Devi: I love Michael Jackson

May 23, 2009

Back in the old days everything was puristic and simple and women were chaste and naturally beautiful and birds used to chirp on the trees and fire flies would fill up the dark and angels would land on earth….YAWN!!!! and the world wars didn’t happen and Elvis isn’t dead!!!!
Seriously!!! people simply become stupid when it comes to anything about their ‘good old days’, specifically if its around their celebrity crush from yesteryears.But folks, lets quit the drama and face the facts. Sri Devi, the reigning bollywood queen of the 80s and early 90s was ‘naturally’ blessed with a gigantic bulbous nose, which she shaved down with plastic surgery(ies) sometime in the mid 80s. It was a good change that brought attention to her big, expressive eyes.
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But the story doesn’t end there my friends. Somewhere along the line, she fell for michael jackson and wanted to emulate his looks. So our dear Sri Devi, searched far and wide for the WORST possible plastic surgeon in the history of plastic surgery, to shave off her already shaved off nose

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Recent sightings of Sri devi have revealed the result of her quest and it ain’t pretty, pinched nostrils, crooked and broad bridge .  In all honesty, Sri  looks GREAT for her age (courtesy unconfirmed rumours of botox and the likes) , but seriously, we’d much rather remember her as the luminous Chandani than an extended member of the Jackson family.

Aamir Khan : High Resolution’s a Bitch

April 8, 2009

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If I’d only seen Aamir khan in 2001 and 2008, I would’ve thought he’s our real-life Benjamin Button, whose wrinkles disappear with age and what not. but his 2006 pic throws that theory out the window. Guess somewhere between Fanaa and Gajini, he got stung by a botox carrying bee:p

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