Uzma Ramzan: A case of Botox Madness

March 7, 2010

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It doesn’t take a genius to figure out the secret behind Mrs Ramzan’s glow and constipated smile. This lady is not even old, what the hell possessed her to go the botox route at her age??????

and FYI, no one told me about your little procedure, it’s written all over your face. so hopefully you will spare me the emails sent by other “celebs” demanding I reveal my source. My source are my eyes baby:P

Aamir Khan Also needs to Stop

February 7, 2010

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Considering the huge hit 3 idiots has become with reports of some new box office record pouring in every other day, it almost seem sacrilige to be bringing attention, yet again to Aamir khan’s plastic surgery aided youth. He may have nailed the part of a college going youngster but the truth remains that Amir’s face was obviously choked with fillers of all kinds and variety!
Judging from the picture it is obvious that he is ODDing on botox as well as possible fillers and/or a face lift. If you notice he is talking animatedly but there seems to be not a hint of a wrinkle anywhere on his face. Now that is surely not normal for a person of any age let alone someone who is FORTY THREE years old like Aamir here. Nuff said???

Nadia Hussain Needs to Stop

February 7, 2010

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Unless Nadia’s planning on playing the evil witch from snow white, I suggest she STOP ODDing on Botox!!!

Heiress in Distress

January 10, 2010

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Photo Credit: Highheelconfidential.com
Heiress to the Thapar Industries, Ayesha Thapar is naturally blessed with great looks and a photogenic face. Recently she has been seen with the chipmunk cheeks and an unnaturally shiny face. Seriously lady what were you thinking??? They are called chipmunk cheeks for a reason!!! please check out my earlier posts to see other victims of the chipmunk cheep epidemic.
P.S: The above picture was taken at Shilpa Shetty’s wedding,

Nina of Nickie Nina: Necklift and Botox Over Dose

August 23, 2009

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Socialites all over the world get their selves ‘fixed’ after a certain age, so why would our Desi Aunties be any different?? As can clearly be seen in the above comparison, Nina used to have a saggy neck before she went under the knife to have it pulled and tightened. I must commend her choice of plastic surgeon as her neck looks excellant now. I wish I could say the same about her botox job.. sigh!! when will our aunties learn that Botox over dose makes you look shiny and STUPID. I mean you might as well hang a banner around your neck that says “I am a BOTOX junkie” because believe me, even a four year old can tell you get Botox. So please save your self the embarassement of having to lie to people why your skin looks so weird, and quit over dozing.
Note: The ‘after’ picture is from 2008.

Kangana Ranaut: Transformation

June 27, 2009

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Styling

  • Thick eyebrows give her face a soft look, I am glad she decided to opt out of thin brows
  • Wavy hair look far better on her than her natural tight curls
  • Previously she used to wear a foundation atleast 2 shades lighter than her skin tone, which simply looked ridiculous( although now she’s used a tad too much bronzer

Cosmetic Work
While going under the knife, it’s always a good idea to make subtle changes to your appearance rather than over doing it. Kangana’s has done just that.

  • The bridge of her nose is slimmer and the surgeon has given a very subtle upturn to her nose which looks very cute.
  • Her chest looks enhanced without looking too big for her frame(like Ayesha Tacky-a)
  • Her skin has become much smoother than it used to be. Her skin used to be bumpy and acne scars.
  • Her jawline looks different, specifically her right side. I think she had work done there as well.

My only problem is with her overly botoxed face. It may have smoothed out her forehead lines but she looks crazy shiny

Mahnoor Baloch: Botox gone wild

June 21, 2009

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Anyone who has seen Mahnoor Baloch in her prime would agree that she is the most beautiful creature to have graced our television screens. Many people would go as far to suggest that if beauty peagants were judged solely on physical beauty, Mahnoor would eat alive any other contestants that came her way. So my question to mahnoor is WTF were you thinking of?? botox abuse is for trashy trampy middle aged Z listers who are still hoping for their ‘Big’ break. Mahnoor is so overly botoxed, she is having a hard time smiling, she actually looks like she is in pain. Her eyes appear ridiculously big, either due to botox abuse or a combination of that and blepharoplasty. My request to Mahnoor,STOP (or get a new plastic surgeon)

Gauri Khan: Oops I did it again

April 22, 2009

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A reader posted some older pix of Gauri for comparison, so here we go:
-BOTOX, BOTOX , BOTOX!!!!!!
-Her face is no longer ‘flat’ thanks to, either cheek implants or injectable fillers in the cheek area.
-The before pix aren’t exactly high res BUT, notice that the overall shape of the nose remains the same except……. wait for it……………………… the upturned tip in the ‘after’ pix. Upturned noses are supposed to be cute and girly…but i think she just looks plain silly.
-Her lips are naturally full. lucky girl!!!!!!!
-Her brows have always been this crazy lifted, no brow lift suspected.

She actually used to look human at one point in her life, quite hard to imagine now…….. btw I am not done with Gauri Khan yet ;) but i don’t wanna rush her post,  so you guys will have to wait:)

Hadiqa Kiyani’s New Nose

March 31, 2009

I kinda liked hadiqa’s old nose. It was cute and button like. Now it looks too shaved off. Makes her look weird and emaciated:s. 

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LATEST PIC


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In this latest pic, the nose looks even weirder. It goes to show what a terrible job the plastic surgeon did. The nostrils look pinched in an alarmingly Micheal Jacksonish way:s Notice that in the latest pic, she appears to be trying to smile,but her face looks contorted and pulled back, I smell botox..and a possible mid face lift. hmmm I can’t wait to see more pix of Hadiqa.

Gauri Khan: What was she thinking?

March 22, 2009

What are the tell tale signs of botox overdose and cheek implants? As demonstrated by the specimen below, the face gets crazy shiny and the cheeks starts resembling those of a chipmunk.

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Has Gauri looked in a mirror recently? She used to be a pretty decent looking woman before, but now she can be the scary lady to make your kids finish their food.” Baita khana khao warna gauri aa jai gee”

Update: I am looking for older pix of gauri but the ones out there are very low resolution. If someone gets their hands on high res pix of gauri, please email them to me

Attack of the Lahori Aunties Part 1 : Botox gone wild

March 7, 2009

Nina Akbar to friends: “Jaaani!!! I may be 55 but the reason my skin is as smooth as a baby’s bum and radiant like an angel is coz of my 24 carat gold facials, $700 Le priarie cream, yoga, healthy diet…”

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and i can hover in mid air and walk on water and will be marrying Josh Holloway today and will get  free plastic surgery from Dr Hidalgo and Sean Sherman in NY…. I can go on forever, but you guys get the point.

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