Plastic Desis

Since her Big brother stint, Shilpa has been seen sporting pornstar sized assets which are all over the web. I am amazed at the lack of originality at this point!! the minute our desi ladies become famous they pick up the nearest available saline sacs and shove them in their chests.

Breast implants are known to deflate, explode, give infections,cause pain in the breast, cause asymmetry and sag along with a lot of other complications. Revision surgeries are painful and costly and do not necessarily fix the problem. The biggest downside of implants is that once you’ve gotten them, there is no going back. The implants stretch the skin and tissue to such an extent that without the implants, the breasts will literally sag to your feet. So to all those ladies who are considering this procedure, please understand the risks involved before you take the plunge

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Styling

• Thick eyebrows give her face a soft look, I am glad she decided to opt out of thin brows
• Wavy hair look far better on her than her natural tight curls
• Previously she used to wear a foundation atleast 2 shades lighter than her skin tone, which simply looked ridiculous( although now she’s used a tad too much bronzer

Cosmetic Work
While going under the knife, it’s always a good idea to make subtle changes to your appearance rather than over doing it. Kangana’s has done just that.

• The bridge of her nose is slimmer and the surgeon has given a very subtle upturn to her nose which looks very cute.
• Her chest looks enhanced without looking too big for her frame(like Ayesha Tacky-a)
• Her skin has become much smoother than it used to be. Her skin used to be bumpy and acne scars.
• Her jawline looks different, specifically her right side. I think she had work done there as well.

My only problem is with her overly botoxed face. It may have smoothed out her forehead lines but she looks crazy shiny

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I don’t know who this chick is, but the internet is buzzing about her boob job. I think she is some bollywood actress or model or anchor( or all of the above:p). But i guess she is a Z lister hoping to get her big break through a boob job and unfortunately it didn’t work ( or i would’ve known who the heck she is:))

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Why anyone would want to stuff their chests with cantaloupe sized implants beats me. I guess when you have no other discernible talent, you hope your gigantic rack will make you a ‘Star’. When the first set of implants didn’t work, Ayesha decided to opt for a bigger size, but as they say less is more…and in this case less is not trashy.

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Lahori Auntie and Wanna be Designer Honey Waqar, probably didn’t see it coming. I mean when you go to your plastic surgeon to get a boob job, chances are he won’t tell you they might burst right in the middle of one of your lahori Kitty parties and become an instant gossip fodder. Had she known, she may have opted out of it or chosen to wear absorbency pads.

Honey Waqar and her post explosion rack? Problem with being a Z Lister is that there aren’t many pix of you out there.

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Google ‘Malika Sherawat’ images and you are more likely to get shots of her saline filled chest than her face. I think she had a pretty hot body to begin with she just looks plain tacky with her fake bolted on breasts

More pix of her ridiculus chest can be seen all over the web, I just didn’t feel the need to post them on my blog:).

P.S: Her implants were done by the same guy, who did Bipasha Basu’s ( who spilled the beans on her when she failed to make a payment)

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What’s the obsession with cantaloupe sized breasts anyways?? they look fake, and stiff and more than often BURST. Sush you’ve already been crowned Miss Universe, what could you POSSIBLY be after. If you wanna be a rapper’s eye candy, these implants need to go in your rear end:p

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No one gives two hoots about former actress Nirma, so I probably shouldn’t have bothered with this. Yeah she’s had a boob job, YAWN, now I’ll get back to sticking needles into Josh Holloway’s wife’s Voodoo Doll.

For enthusiasts who want want larger AFTER pix, see here and here ( I didn’t want ppl thinking this is a boob blog so I didn’t/couldnt be bothered to post em here)

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More than a decade ago, I recall reading a News clipping in ‘The News’ about Meera’s breast implant bursting onset, but that incident clearly did not deter our dear Meera. She continues to change her breast size more often than i change my hair style. I am not sure if the implants keep bursting or she likes change, but she’s got to stop abusing her body. I shudder just thinking of the scar filled horror that I imagine to be her chest.
(I really tried getting hold a pic before she got any implants, but after viewing more than 500 pix, i am emotionally, psychologically and physically DRAINED)

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If you are planning on jump starting your career by stuffing your chest with silicon, its probably not a good idea to get a photoshoot done prior to the procedure. and its definitly a BAD idea not to PAY your doc, otherwise he may end up exposing you to the media. Bipasha would certainly agree.

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