Plastic Desis

Annie’s cheeks are bordering the chipmunk category in her latest album cover. Notice that she is barely smiling and her cheeks are popping out like it’s no one’s business. Thanks to my reader Haifa for pointing this out!!! I guess you can never be too young for surgery

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Source: highheelconfidential.com
Cosmetic surgery should enhance your natural appearance and not announce to the world that you’d have work done. This ladies’ face screams PLASTIC SURGERY and even a novice would be able to tell that something is “off” about her face. The overly shaved nose, the bee stung lips and the high arched brows…. sigh when will people learn.

P.S: Who is this lady anyways? socialite? Celeb? She looks a lot like Rachel Uchitel (Tiger Wood’s alleged mistress #1), undoubtedly coz of all the work both have had done to their faces.
P.S.S: Don’t think I missed the cheek implants, just forgot to mention it. CHIPMUNK CHEEKS!!!!!!

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Photo Credit: Highheelconfidential.com
Heiress to the Thapar Industries, Ayesha Thapar is naturally blessed with great looks and a photogenic face. Recently she has been seen with the chipmunk cheeks and an unnaturally shiny face. Seriously lady what were you thinking??? They are called chipmunk cheeks for a reason!!! please check out my earlier posts to see other victims of the chipmunk cheep epidemic.
P.S: The above picture was taken at Shilpa Shetty’s wedding,

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In recent years, a new sub specie known as Homo-Cheekians has evolved amongst the bipedal primates. It appears Meera has become part of this sub specie and like all other members, she ain’t lookin pretty!!!!

Note to readers: I am not done with Meera yet Wait for future posts

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I cannot emphasize enough how AWFUL cheek implants are!!! Unless you want to resemble a monkey who’s stuffed bananas in its mouth DONT get em.  Lahori Aunti Naila Ishtiaq is a great example of what NOT to do!!

Aside from the very obvious face lifts, which have left her with a face tight enough for a school band drum, she made the criminal mistake of getting cheek implants. As bad as the Auntie looks right now, she should brace herself for what’s to come next. Over time the face loses its natural fat and elasticity but the cheek implants remain taut and plump as ever. This can be seen on Hollywood Z-lister Phoebe Price.

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What are the tell tale signs of botox overdose and cheek implants? As demonstrated by the specimen below, the face gets crazy shiny and the cheeks starts resembling those of a chipmunk.

Has Gauri looked in a mirror recently? She used to be a pretty decent looking woman before, but now she can be the scary lady to make your kids finish their food.” Baita khana khao warna gauri aa jai gee”

Update: I am looking for older pix of gauri but the ones out there are very low resolution. If someone gets their hands on high res pix of gauri, please email them to me

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