Plastic Desis

Cinnabon is basically French for food-so-shitty-you-wouldn’t-serve-it-to-your-dog, so I am not surprised that Juggan decided to attend it’s “grand” opening in Lahore wearing tacky hair extensions.

Those who think Cinnabon is the best thing since sliced bread, please start seeing a cardiologist and obesity specialist on a monthly basis coz this stuff  WILL kill you.  I also recommend you have your taste buds checked since nothing that Cinnabon serves is real or closely resembles food. Cinnabon products have CONSISTENTLY been voted the top unhealthiest food. If you don’t believe me see here.

P.S: I know this blog isn’t about food, but I am becoming very wary of shitty American fast food chains flooding our part of the world with their crap and pretending that it’s upscale food by opening huge stores and charging exorbitant prices. Our people need to stop being stupid and start using some common sense (or at least start following the news). American fast food chains have been losing popularity in the US since the media started focusing on how unhealthy their food is. With profits dwindling the fast food giants have reacted by shifting their focus to Asia. My hope is that our people will not fall victim to their marketing gimmicks and avoid it at all costs!!!

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B grade “actress” Tarina Patel of Dus kahaniyan fame is a classic victim to the plastic surgery madness.
she is so overly injected with botox and Collagen fillers, she looks like she stuck her head in a bee hive and got stung by a gazillion bees. She’s also had her nose shaved down, possible cheek implants( or fillers in the cheek region) and a brow lift. The tacky hair extensions don’t help either.

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Picture Source: My sister:)

One of the privileges of being a celebrity is having your own stylists and makeup artists so you can avoid pulling of fashion gaffes. So I have to ask, who the heck is doing Deepika’s hair? I mean geez, I bet a trained monkey could do a better job putting in hair extensions than Deepika’s stylist. She reminds me of the countless Hoochie Mamas that stroll down Manhattan in the hopes of scoring a big shot wall street dude.

Note: I can understand her stylist’s predicament though, as ALOT of work needs to be done ;), you guys’ will understand what I am talking about when my sister decides to send me that one pic of Depika that I’ve been waiting for since the past 3 months. Yeah sis, time to send it through!!!.

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Having styled my room mate’s hair extensions for a year, I have acquired a certain confidence in identifying hair extensions :). So what is my verdict on Gauri’s locks.. FAAAAAAAAAKE. While Gauri used to have beautiful hair in her youth, with age she’s lost the volume she used to have.In the picture on the left, notice the texture of the hair on her chest is very different from the top of her crown. While her own hair are slightly wavy in the picture, the extensions fall poker straight.  Extensions are sometimes chemically straigtened or curled before being sold. For people with wavy hair, this poses a styling problem. Once the styling products wear off, the extensions fall back into their original texture creating an OOOPS situation. The picture on the right is just ridiculus. There is so much volume at the ends whereas you can’t see much above the shloulders

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